For anyone who knows me well, you'll know I have a lot of fun drawing very detailed, disgusting, gross pictures of people. This man, entitled "Fat Disgusting Slob Taking Out His Garbage", is inspired by Jelly Belly, that Iraqi guy who got caught about half a year ago, America, and some nasty stretchmarks I saw on someone not too long ago. I think if I lived in a really bad apartment building I'd see a few of these guys. His name would probably be Carlo, Bill, Stinktooth McNeil, or Pablo. He'd often be disgruntled because he knows people knows he's a disgusting mess, he has no wife or his wife left him ten years back, he hates life or he hates himself. He probably watches TV all day on a really bad sofa thats maybe orange, and has duct tape all over it, and eats a lotta stuff from cans like spam. You'll probably see him at a laundrymat called "Washetaria" or "Chin's coin wash" and he's always in that wifebeater with the mustard and mystery stains all over it, and in his laundry bin is just many identical wifebeaters, soiled with dog pee and motor oil. And he doesn't bring anything to read when he's there either, he just sits there eyeing everyone suspiciously, making sure no one steals his dryer. Also because he can't read. He smells like bad cheese too, and scratches his butt a lot. I could go on and on... and I will. His coffee table is a wire spool and he absolutely hates kids. He throws beer bottles down at them in the basketball court from up above at his window, screaming at them to stop playing pogs and eating drugs. He doesn't hesitate to do this to the Dickie-dee kids either. He drives a beaten down crapmobile thats brown, with the passenger seat and door missing. He seldom rides it because kids keep shoving potatoes in the exaust or slashing his tires, so he goes on the bus and stinks that up.

I just wasted a half hour of my life.
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I probably would've wasted them anyway.

He's in super hi res for your viewing pleasure!